Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Monkey Business .... bad for Business

Well back ot bloggin after a long long break ... I have been wantin to write for while now ..
but for the last month or so mundaneness and the routineness of my life and work currently did not leave with much to write about..... and suddenly today out of nowhere this happened -

it was hot, really hot and it was 12.00 noon.. even the coolers were blowing out hot air ... me and my friend had managed to brave the heat and were on the shop-floor trying to collect some data first hand ... we had been down there in the heat for over 2 hours discussing and debating this and tat intensely ...

wen suddenly i heard this sound of water falling on metal sound behind me ... i didnt give it much though first... but then i suddenly thought to myself "i am in plant which manufactures Trucks, then where is water leaking from..?" .... and then I thought.. "man its raining outside and the roof must be leaking.. yaaa its gonna cool down ..."

thinking so i looked up .. up at the roof which I thought was the source of the dripping water... my eyes searched intently for a leak in the roof ... but no I didnt find one ... i kept looking..turing my head a full 180 degrees in the process.. scanning the full roof in the process...

i was stilll looking - seaarching finding my answers doing my "Y-Y" analysis, when my eyes looked into another pair of dark brown eyes staring back at me from up there .... a closer look and i had my answer to alleast 3 of my Y's .... i was staring into a mirror from the past (:-) )... seeing images a few million years old ...

i didnt loose focus thou and was very intent on finding my answers to water on the metal .. i didnt have to look any further.. rather i had to just look a little down from the monkeys face ... and there it was ... it wasnt the roof which was leaking - it was the monkey... monkey doing its monkey business ... sitting on the truss 10 ft above ground and relieving itself like there is no tomorrow ... straight onto a metal part which would very soon be used for making the engine for one of the trucks .....

ummm i thought ... would the guy who bought this truck wit Monkey pee engine be a "The lucky one" whose truck gave 3 times the mileage and was zero maintenance... would this be a breakthrough in automobile engineering... Monkey Pee lubricants ...!! i would have gone on thinking had the monkey not started to move - and continue to pee....

well so i had no option but to run for shelter ... i wasnt frustrated enof yet to start taking showers under monkeys pee ... theres a long way to go before i can think of doing something like tat ...

and so if in the next month or so, if a major breakthrough in truck engineering happens - u all know the secret to it ...